Category: Podcast

The most powerful PA system on the planet,
Near as damn it,
Belonged to the Pink Floyd
and the hairy roadies they employed…

We didn’t go down the Kings Head,
The day the Sun exploded.
We got a take-away instead,
The day the Sun exploded…

I took a stand.
I took it from a junk shop in Caledonian Road.
I should have paid for it I know
but it would probably not have sold…

All four tyres have sustained major damage,
The suspension’s now well below par.
Every half concealed hump is attacking my sump.
Speed bumps are destroying my car…

There’s a game that I play with my partner,
In fall, summer, winter and spring.
When the Shard is on screen, we get ready to scream,
And we call out the name of the thing…

I had Satan tattooed on my face,
A magnificent creation.
Now I cannot get a job,
Which is plain discrimination…